We Are Pink! (but only temporary)

Hey We are Pink!!!! Just checking to see how long it would take for anyone to notice. Don't worry I will depinkify us in the near future. I just felt like a lil bit of a change. So I went pink because October is Nation Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Traveling Halloween Party

Trick or Treat is coming up. Anyone who wants to join a traveling party come join us as we travel around some nieghborhoods in the back of the truck and trailer. So far we have about 10 peeps coming. This is our third or fourth year doing this and it has become quite a fun tradition. So put on a costume and grab a bag and let's go. Friends+candy+costumes = Tons of fun and a stomach ache. =)

Funny Punnies!

Since Mikey did quotes, i get to do puns. here ya'll go!


The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no one was to kill any wild animals while he was the country's leader. The decree was honored until there were so many Bengal Tigers running loose that the people revolted and threw the maharajah from power. This is the first known instance of the reign being called on account of the game.

Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job. Pastor Nelson offered Bill $500 to buy paint and paint the church. Well Bill went out bough some paint and started painting the church. He discovered that he was using more paint than he expected so the added some thinner to the paint, well it is still covered but not as well as it did at first. Well he still was using more paint than he wanted to use, so he added even more thinner to the paint. Well, the paint was too thin to cover well, but Bill still kept on painting. All of a sudden there was a bolt of lighting and a loud voice from the sky proclaimed, "Repaint and thin no more."

There was a man from a very poor country named Majhed. He was so poor, he couldn’t afford shoes, so his feet were very rough. This poor man, because he was so poor, was very religious. He stuck to his religion so much he even followed a strict diet which made his breath smell very bad. This diet also made him extremely weak, so to get up his hopes and to strengthen himself, he would sing a song. This man came to be known as a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

There were a few expert chess players talking about their recent wins in a hotel lobby. In mid-brag, the hotel manager came out and asked them to leave, so he didn’t have to close the lobby. When asked why, he simply replied, “I’m glad of your success, but I do not need chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

Here's some funny quotes to think about

-When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

-It's difficult to understand how a cemetary can raise its burial costs and blame it on the cost of living.

-Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.

-If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

-Aunti Em: hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. -Dorothy

-We have enough youth; how about a fountain of smart?

-What happens if you get scared to death twice?

-The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.

-I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

-If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

-We spend the first 18 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 18 years telling them to sit down and be quiet.

-Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

-If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

The Kissmobile Is In Town

Chocolate is America's favorite candy. So who wouldn't love having a candy bar that weighs half a ton? Check out the pix of what is currently in our neighborhood. I was driving downtown Monday afternoon when I had to blink rapidly to ensure that what I saw was real. Waiting at a stoplight a very unique vehicle drove in front of me. I had heard of it before but had never had the opportunity to actually see one. Cousin to the Wienermobile the Kissmobile is in town. So keep your eyes open and hopefully you can catch a glimpse of this candy on wheels.

PANACEA on hiatus

Hey guys--
Sad news, the movie I'm supposed to be in is now on hiatus until further notice, so filming has been pushed back until at least early next year. :( Very sad. Of course this gives me a bit of a predicament since I was going to write a research paper on it and now must find a new topic...oh for joy. On the plus side, this now means I will be able to attend the blackout in two Sundays, so whoohoo! Yay for me! Don't know why I'm telling y'all this on the message board when it is probably quicker just to do it in person (never fear, I'll do that too), but it's Tuesday afternoon and I'm bored and pushing back homework with whatever excuse I can find. Yeah, I just ran out of stuff to type, so I'm outie.

Que Tal?

Hey yall, whats happening? I am sitting at my computer thinking about my day and checking my email when i realize (this is the major huge realization, the experience of "I GET IT!!!!" if you catch my drift) that RAY'S IN A MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how awesome is that? Im so excited and i must share it with the whole world! IM SOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!! ok... chilling out... but still! ray, when you're famous and the whole world knows and loves you, can i have your autograph???? }= :o look at it sideways and its a COW!!! moo. i am missing ya'll mucho-ly still and i hope you enjoyed my card thingy. omg, i just realized that im basically only talking to bizzy and ray here... so i dont really have to talk about you guys, i can talk to you! YAY FOR REALIZING!!! otay, i have to go to sleep... honk-shoooo (lol) ok my dears, GOOD NIGHT!!!'

your realizing queen,
Lady Pokerface

STARLOYO!!!!