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h I am thrilled to announce that I am now the owner of a beautiful wooden shoe. What is a wooden shoe, you ask?
heWhy a wooden shoe is the medical name for the wonderfully fashionable latest style in footwear.

heWhat you thought only eighty year old grandmas wore those ghastly things?

heNope, they are now the new stiletto. Come join me and strap on a clunky piece of foam. I shall be sporting this designer shoe for the next three weeks.

heWho knew that spraining your foot could be so stylish?